The Monkey's Fart

Sometimes irreverent, always funny. The Monkey's Fart is a serious attempt to interest children in poetry and reading. If you love reading, then you'll love this book. If you don't like reading, are a reluctant reader, or dyslexic. Then this book is still for you.

Meet Mr Grump, Lembit the Lion, The Big Galoopha, Jibbering Jim, Polly Polynesia, and a host of other crazy characters. Also features the hilarious short story; Be Careful What You Wolf For. The Monkey's Fart is a must for anyone who loves wacky poems and stories. There is even a chapter at the end to help you create your own wacky or nonsense poems. The Monkey's Fart is a must for all children, parents and grandparents looking for an unusual read.

Ideal for teachers seeking to interest children in reading and whet their appetite for poetry.

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Chris Clotbo

"Human sacrifice, sea monsters, starvation, cruelty and cannibals await the crew of the Sinka Maria, as the intrepid explorer, Chris Clotbo sets sail for the Americas, in search of fame, fortune and the fabled gold of El Dorado. Will Clotbo succeed or will he be outsmarted by the Utilxles; the native population, and fall victim to Botella - evil servant of the Spanish Inquisition".

Chris Clotbo and the Conquest of the Americas will appeal to children who enjoy adventurous and wacky tales, daft characters and plots, with gory bits and a little bit of history thrown in for good measure.

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